I’m Back

I’m back in my own domain. No matter how productive and relaxing a trip is, it is still good to be home. It’s also good that I’m the only one back, the rest of the tribe are still back in the Philippines. At least for two more weeks I won’t have to fight anyone for the remote control, beat someone to the shower, and clean after somebody’s mess. But, as always, this euphoric feeling of independence will only last for a week. After seven days, I will for sure be missing all of them like crazy.

So during me two weeks in the Philippines I got some work and relaxation done. I was able to finish phase one of my “school project” which I will discuss in my next post and more importantly, I ate well.

This “I’m Back” post doesn’t really have a unified theme except to give you some odds and ends of my tropical adventure. Here it goes:

1.       I still can’t get over the Manila traffic. You think New York rush hour traffic is bad, increase it exponentially and you’ll get a sense of the Manila traffic.

2.       One rainy night, when we had a 10 hour road trip, our car broke down. It was around 8 p.m. We stopped at a closed car shop. Needless to say, I was dejected. My mother-in-law said not to worry because she said that if we knock, someone will open the door and they will fix the car. Sure enough, after 5 seconds of pounding the gate, someone came to the door, let us in and the mechanics began working on our car. I was shocked! I whispered to the driver that back in the States, Jiffy Lube would have never opened its door for weary travelers with broken cars.

3.       I visited some schools and I still can’t believe how crowded the classrooms are for both public and private schools. In public schools, the average class size is over 50 students and private schools average over 40 students.

4.       We went to a resort with the extended family and it was a blast. While we were there , during the afternoon, there was a swimsuit pictorial for a beauty contest. Beauty contests are big in the Philippines, aside from basketball, beauty contests are national pastime.

5.      Once again I’m in the wrong business. I realized that instead of opening schools, I should be opening churches or starting my own religious cult. Man talk about big money making business. These religious sects (Christians) are making out like bank robbers. What’s worse is that their leaders openly flaunt their wealth and political power (courtesy of their followers). I guess they’re just continuing the grand tradition that the Catholic Chruch started some 500 years ago. I wonder what Jesus would say if he finds out that his name is being used to take money from church members who the majority are dirt poor.

6.   I need to remind myself that the next time I go to the Philippines that I have to condition my body into my college drinking days. Needless to say, when I went drinking with my male in-laws, I pretty got my ass kicked. Hey but at least I redeemed myself when we had diet coke drinking contest.

7.  One of the best things about the Philippines is the cheap medical and dental costs without sacrificing quality. I got my teeth cleaned, fixed a chipped tooth, and filled a cavity. My wife got the same treatment and more and it only costs me $300. Now if we were to get the same procedure here in the States, then I would have spent over $1000 if not more. This makes me hate insurance companies more for driving up the medical and dental costs.

8.  Did I say I ate well? Yes, I did. And the best food came from street vendors and little canteens and not from the fancy schmancy restaurants. The best way to really immerse your self into a different culture is by experiencing and appreciating the local cuisine. The best part of all the eating experience is the freshness of the vegetables, meat, fish, and fruits. So it’s safe to say that I’ve put a few inches on my waist line.

This is pretty much it. My next posts will mostly related to my Philippine trip, so for those people who stuck around, thank you.

  1. Bruno Said,

    What Da Wat??? He’s back - YIPEEE… I was going through Chris withdrawal.

    It really makes you wonder the type of society we live in that we call “Normal” The Western World. I read your vacation and it only reaffirms my desire to be abroad.

    Welcome Back Chris!

  1. Vered Said,

    WELCOME BACK!!!

    That’s an interesting story on the broken car. It’s very much the same in Israel. America is a great place to live, and customer service here, despite the problems, tends to be better than in many other countries, but there’s certainly a lack of willingness here to bend the rules in favor of helping someone out.

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  1. kbreints Said,

    Glad you are back safe and even more– that you will have full control of that remote!

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  1. Kyddryn Said,

    Welcome home! I look forward to reading more about your vacation and your project there.

    Shade and Sweetwater,
    K

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  1. Thanks Guys it’s great to be back.

  1. RJ Said,

    Welcome back Chris, how’s the air quality back there? I haven’t been back for 12 years now.

  1. Marelisa Said,

    We missed you Chris. it’s great to have you back! Manila traffic sounds like Egyptian traffic, unbelievable. Take advantage of the time alone in your house and dance around with music blaring ala Tom Cruise in Risky Business.

  1. Storm Said,

    welcome home. you were missed.

    thanks for leaving such a funny post, btw. while you were away i had cause to attend to large get togethers with a great bunch of phillipinos……….lol. all that kept running through my head was your ‘arse’ post! in the end i decided it was inappropriate dinner conversation and let them wonder why i had that discreet smile on my face.

    your trip sounds like it was energizing. love your writings and am looking forward to hearing more of the trip.

    storm

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  1. RC Said,

    Welcome back! I missed you, as one of my few male bloggy friends!

    Yes, I’ve heard about the medical/dental cost differences and it boggles the mind…

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  1. MizFit Said,

    so glad you are back to regale us with your wisdom.

    like WHO KNEW there’d be lots of drinking involved?!

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  1. Hurray! Welcome back. Missed ya!

    Very cool about knocking on the mechanics door and getting a response. We’d be hard pressed to get a neighbour to open their door at night, if we needed help.

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  1. Robin Said,

    Great to see you back Chris! - I’ve really missed you.

    The class sizes do look bad - but the FOOD looks extremely good.

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  1. Welcome back!!! It’s so great to see you again Chris :)

    I loved the recap. I am astonished at the class size :(
    And the traffic? No thanks.

    I have to admit, food is usually one of my favorite parts about going home :)
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  1. purpledsky Said,

    LOL

    These are the reasons why I love the Philippines, and at the same time, wished we’re not that poor.

    Oh, Manila traffic. They said if you survived driving in Manila, you can drive anywhere else in the world :-)

    Welcome back!!!

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  1. faeryrowan Said,

    Hmmm…I can’t welcome you back since I’m in the Philippines but I do want to say that I’m glad you enjoyed your stay here (you did, right?). So glad to know about your school project and wishing you all the best for such a noble endeavor for your country and country–children. Hehe! Do come back soon.

    As for your momentary freedom…you sure the “happiness” will last a week? My bet is three days. On the fourth day, you’d be wishing you stayed longer in the Philippines with your family and leave for the US with them. Hehehehe! Just kidding. =)

    PS. Thanks for letting me advertise on your entrecard!

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  1. Natural Said,

    WELCOME BACK!!! truth: No matter how productive and relaxing a trip is, it is still good to be home.

    my friend told me about the traffic in the Philippines, i have to ask her just where she is from…she’s building her a retirement home there, i said make sure you add a room for me. one day.

    i won’t even speak on how rich churches are. sickening really.

    The dental work price sounds great.

    you are so right about that, jiffy lube would not open the door for you after hours.

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  1. Ruthie Said,

    Welcome back, Chris! Sounds like you had a blast!

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  1. Chris -

    Good to see you back. This is interesting read on your trip. I’m more interested in food. I’d love to read your post that may discuss more of what food and places you recommend a tourist to visit in Philippines.

  1. Hi Chris,

    As you can see, you were missed. It’s great to have you back and posting again. This is a great summary of your trip. It sounds like you had a great time.

    I like how you were “remote commenting”. I couldn’t believe it when I got a comment from you and you were in Hawaii. Don’t you just love technology?

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  1. Chris,

    For the longest time your blog title sitting in my RSS reader was “How To Clean Your Arse”. It’s really hard to forget you with that kind of title, LOL! Welcome back … you’ve been missed. :)
    Irene | Light Beckonss last blog post..Ask Why

  1. Welcome home! Can’t wait to hear more about the trip. I’m not surprised about the guy fixing your car at night. I’ve had some amazing experiences in Central America with people helping me out in ways I never could have expected and I doubt I would have got at home in Oz. Then again, country folk here do tend to be amazingly generous as well.

    I won’t comment on the church situation because this is a family friendly blog and religion sucking funds from struggling Philippinos makes me want to use wildly inappropriate language.

    I hadn’t realized Phillipinos were big drinkers though. What’s their choice in alcohol - beer?

    Enjoy your peace and quiet while it lasts.
    Kelly

  1. WOW! I feel so loved! Thanks everyone. I too missed everyone.

  1. Aunt Becky Said,

    Hooray for being back! I liked your recap of the vacation. Sounds like a totally neat place to check out.

  1. Jade Said,

    Welcome back Chris!!!! Looks like you really had a great time.

    The car story…one of the best things in the Philippines- so easy to get help when you need it. We also visited a public school - and they really need help.
    We also did quite a lot in our own trip and I’ll be posting all about it too in the coming posts. It’s so nice to hear each other’s experiences.

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  1. Harro Bos Said,

    Great article and website. Keep up the good work.

    Shalom

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